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		<title>Jaded Chronicles: Legend of Nerd Revolt.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 16:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Destination: SF.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We interrupt this program to bring you a special announcement from The Universe. The m.0 OG Voyager has landed in the city of San Francisco. The Nerd Revolt co-conspirators are now embarking on individual missions, entering Werdholes™ that have never before been unlocked. Over the next 3 weeks, m.0 will be working in the shadows, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 23: The iLL.F.O. plots revenge.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technically, cyborgs can morph into anything they want. It&#8217;s just a matter of uploading the right image files, which can then be manipulated with Bambooshay&#8217;s patented program, A Dope Beat Photochop (part of the new Creative Sah-weeeetness 4 Dat Ass®). So why did R.O. and the iLL morph into animal life forms? The answer, my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 22: Increase your MIDI-manliness!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, you&#8217;ve followed the Nerd Survival Guide to a T and snagged yourself a hot little cyborg to insert your iCok dongle into. Sure, it&#8217;s nice to no longer need all that master-channel-bation&#8230;but of course, you&#8217;re stuck with a new dilemma: how to transform from nerd into man? Luckily, you don&#8217;t have to be embarrassed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 21: Now beginning the descent to Earth.</title>
		<link>http://www.dejaded.com/?p=894</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prepare for Earth mission. Initialize dual morph mode. Rekraktor Overlord: Begin transformation into earthly life form. Species: Piranha. Special powers: Razor-sharp teeth, ready to deliver scathing comebacks in any verbal battle. Will fool prey into letting its guard down in order to attack and destroy. Feared around the universe for its ferocious and aggressive nature. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 20: A simple proposition.</title>
		<link>http://www.dejaded.com/?p=865</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 12:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Miss iLL, there’s an urgent situation that only you can help me with. You must come to Earth.” “Dee eeeeeell shall not meeeeen-gell weet dee MOOOHR-tahlz. Dare eez no pah-LAZE forr seen-teh-seeez on dee Eart. How daaare you SAHHH-mon dee eeell for dees— ” “That’s exactly the problem. The nerds are dying off, one by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 19: A semi-evil gargoy-iLL.</title>
		<link>http://www.dejaded.com/?p=780</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 12:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The newly born iLL.F.O. was caught in a beautiful storm of synthesis, suddenly possessed by the mesmerizing sine waves and non-cheesy filter sweeps. With her back turned towards R.O., she escaped to an internal universe where brain circuitry collides with electronic circuitry, creating violent explosions of sound and texture. It was then that Rekraktor Overlord’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 18: Birth of a synth cyborg.</title>
		<link>http://www.dejaded.com/?p=725</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Upload: successful. Rekraktor Overlord and Miss Jade suddenly found themselves floating through a virtual (analog) reality. Their synths had been teleported too, and hundreds of other blinking toys were suspended in space around them. It was as if Command Central® had moved to a mysterious underwater galaxy, hidden in shadows miles away from anyone’s ears. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 17: The breaking point.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rekraktor Overlord found himself, once again, extremely frustrated.  As his missions to Earth usually went, he started out with high hopes of educating and inspiring the humans. This time it was even more necessary, since the evils of E. Gotism were quickly taking over and killing the dance music scene. He&#8217;d try to clean up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 16: Time to get iLL.</title>
		<link>http://www.dejaded.com/?p=655</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sounds modulated. Time evaporated. Reality dissipated. Thoughts take on new shapes as the BRAINWAVE SELECT knob is turned. Synthesis lesson: filter out people, places, and things which do not add to your life. Subtract negativity. But take this with a grain of salt, or your ideas may become distorted. Mod Matrix? Screw the blue pill. [...]]]></description>
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